MERSEYSIDE MESS: 11 Crooks Jailed in Week of Chaos

A week of madness on Merseyside saw 11 criminals locked up for a combined total of 37 years. From bottle-smashin' thugs to drug dealers and carjackers, the old bill made sure these scoundrels got what they deserved. Liam Hunter, 34, smashed a bottle of blue WKD over his neighbour's head, leavin' him scarred for life. He was spared prison once before for carryin' a knife but ain't gettin' off so light this time: 28 months and a five-year restraining order. Daniel Riley, 19, carjacked a woman's whip with her still inside, laughin' as he sped off at 70mph. Her son feared she'd never come back. Riley got 26 months for his sick stunt. David O'Toole, 40, fled from a police car after a crash and was found nine months later in a caravan park. He copped to escaping custody and possessin' drugs: nine months in the slammer. Alex Midgley, known as the 'Spanish Scouser,' tried to launder £5m of drug money via Bitcoin. His plans went up in smoke: four years and 10 months behind bars.