It’s a mad ting when the burglars get reviewed, bruv. Franco's Ristorante Pizzeria in Oswaldtwistle got hit in the dead of night on July 13, and the owners ain’t holdin’ back with their thoughts.
The crooks smashed through to next door, made off with a £150 float, and left a trail of plasterboard dust and oregano. Franco's gave 'em 1.5 stars for effort, callin' 'em the Ocean’s Eleven of local petty crime. They’re still open, though, and needin’ help findin’ these dusty desperados to clean up their mess.